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It seems that folks, for some strange reason, have a hard time pronouncing the name of our band.

Audio Samples:
Oscar-Award winning actor Robin Williams. Who knew he was such a fan?
Eric as heard on 97.9 FM Sound Portal
in Graz, Austria.

Need more help? Well, we have compiled these easy lessons.

Lesson #1

This may be the most important lesson of them all. Do not attempt to phonetically pronounce the band's logo. If you do you'll call them "Are he three hey I oh" And that's not a good thing.


Lesson #2

Y + AH = Ya

NEXT - XT = Ne

Z + N + EYE + YOU = Zniyoo
(hint - sounds similar to the exclamatory "Why You!!")


Lesson #3

The Pronunciation of Ya-Ne-Zniyoo as it relates to the popular TV show of the 60s Gilligan's Island.

Although the SS Minnow was often referred to as "the tiny ship", it was actually a YAcht. Try as they might, the castaways could NEver effectively execute a plan to leave the island. I wonder if the sound of the Skipper's snoring (Zzz) at NIght bothered any of them. I know it would bother me and I'm sure it would bother You tOO.


Lesson #4

The Swedish word for yes = Ya

The name of the town Nesconset without the "sconset" = Ne

The sound of a bumblebee (zzzz) + N + first person singular + second person singular = Zniyoo


Lesson #5

Y + "open wide at a doctor's office" = Ya

Take the word End, turn it around and drop the D = Ne

Instead of saying, "Hello, how have you been since the last I've seen you." Say "Hi, you." Now replace the H with a Zn, leave the i and change the spelling of you to Yoo = Zniyoo


Lesson #6

Take the name of the famous dance known as the Cha Cha and remove the first Cha. Now replace the remaining Ch with a Y and we have Ya

Take Ned Beatty's name and remove the letters d - y and we have Ne

Finally, take the word moonshine.
Invert it so we have shinemoon.
Replace the sh with a zn and drop the n and e.
Replace the m with a y and drop the remaining n and we have Zniyoo



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